Putting the lime in coconut

copperbadge:

Deadpool Coulson is the best Coulson.

[From Deadpool #22, 2014.]

earth-offspring:

Tumblr: Hey spn fandom, how are things going in your show?

Spn fandom:

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sailorp00n:

rosydrops:

Cleaning
clean bathroom tips
organize your closet
how to fix a leaky faucet
how to keep a clean kitchen
removing stains from your carpet
Money
how to coupon
what to do when you can’t pay your bills
see if you’re paying too much for your cell phone bill
how to save money
How to Balance a Check Book
How to do Your Own Taxes
Health
how to take care of yourself when you’re sick
things to bring to a doctor’s appointment
what to expect from your first gynecologist appointment
how to make a doctor’s appointment
how to pick a health insurance plan
a list of stress relievers
how to get free therapy

how to remove a splinter


how to avoid a hangover

Emergency
what to do if you get pulled over by a cop
a list of hotlines in a crisis
things to keep in your car in case of an emergency

how to do the heimlich maneuver

Food
recipes that take 30 minutes or less
Yummy apple thing
Brownie in a cup
Cookie in a cup
French bread pizza
Egg tacos
panera mac n cheese recipe
different salad recipes
harry potter recipes
healthy recipes
various cookie recipes
chocolate cupcakes w/ eggless cookie dough topping
s’mores pie 
nutella hot chocolate
peanut butter nutella swirl cookies
cookie in a mug
starbucks holiday drinks
fruit leathers 
brownie in a mug
how to make ramen 1000x better
eggless cookie dough (not to bake, just to eat)
make recipes using things you already have
how to put together a very fancy cheese plate 
make different flavored lemonades
various desert recipes
make tiny chocolate chip cookies
20 dishes every cook should know
learn how to make your own tea
Macaroni and cheese in a mug
Study snacks (2)
40 on-the-go breakfast recipes
Home
what the hell is a mortgage?
first apartment essentials checklist
how to care for cacti and succulents
the care and keeping of plants 
Getting an apartment
Job
time management
create a resume
find the right career
how to pick a major

how to avoid a hangover

how to interview for a job

how to stop procrastinating

How to write cover letters
Travel
ULTIMATE PACKING LIST
Traveling for Cheap 
Travel Accessories
The Best Way to Pack a Suitcase
How To Read A Map
How to Apply For A Passport
How to Make A Travel Budget
Better You
read the news
leave your childhood traumas behind
how to quit smoking

how to get a book published


how to knit


how to use a polaroid camera


how to solve a rubik’s cube


how to stop biting your nails


how to stop procrastinating


how to stop skipping breakfast


how to stop micromanaging


how to stop avoiding asking for help


how to stop swearing constantly


how to stop being a pushover

learn another language
how to improve your self-esteem
how to sew
learn how to embroider
how to love yourself
learn how to do yoga
100 tips for life
learn how to make your own cards

I’ve been living on my own for almost 4 years now and I have like 50 tabs open.
Bless the person who put together this post, it ought to be made into a pamphlet for everyone in highschool/college.

sailorp00n:

rosydrops:

Cleaning

Money

Health

Emergency

Food

Home

Job

Travel

Better You

I’ve been living on my own for almost 4 years now and I have like 50 tabs open.

Bless the person who put together this post, it ought to be made into a pamphlet for everyone in highschool/college.

jojosugarbutt:

carolxdanvers:

carolxdanvers:

ABC’s new show, Galavant, for those who can’t get past the region lock on Youtube

TRUST ME Y’ALL NEED TO SEE THIS

What the hell is this?

Fuck yes I LOVE IT AND I NEEDS IT NOW *grabby hands*

geek-studio:

geek-studio:

Geek Studio’s Nintendo Giveaway!

OVER $250 WORTH OF PRIZES!

New giveaway for you guys with some awesome prizes donated by fictitiousfragrancessubtlenerdnews, and thegoddamnemily!

Prizes:

PLUS your choice of ONE (1) game from this list:

  • New Super Mario Bros. Wii - Wii
  • Super Mario 3D World - Wii U
  • Super Mario 3D Land - 3DS
  • New Super Mario Bros. 2 - 3DS
  • Pokemon Black OR White - NDS
  • Pokemon Black 2 OR White 2 - NDS
  • Pokemon X OR Y - 3DS
  • Pikmin 3 - Wii U
  • Kirby Dream Collection - Wii
  • Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker - Wii U
  • Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time - 3DS
  • Legend of Zelda: Link Between Worlds - 3DS
  • Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword - Wii
  • Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess - Wii
  • Legend of Zelda: The Phantom Hourglass - NDS
  • Super Smash Bros. Brawl - Wii
  • Animal Crossing - 3DS
  • Yoshi’s New Island - 3DS

The Rules:

  • You must be following Geek Studio.
  • Each reblog is an entry so you can reblog as many times as you want. Don’t spam though. That’s mean to your followers :)
  • No giveaway only blogs!
  • Worldwide shipping so everyone can enter.
  • The winner will be announced within a half hour after ending. The winner will be posted publicly AND sent an ask so make sure your box is open!

The giveaway ends on May 16th, 2014 @ 9pm EST

One day left!

Cool stuff

bumblebea933:

do you ever finish a really good fanfic and for the rest of the day you’re like

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Bitchtastica with TheRealMartinFreeman - TIK TOK MARTIN FREEMAN'S COCK
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inner-tardis:

allthesouls:

accio—-rdjude:

punifa:

saintdoriangray:

TIK TOCK MARTIN’S COCK - Bitchtastica and TheRealMartinFreeman

For the $H£RLOCK fandom, featuring Ricky C and Ali G (aka Martin Freeman beatboxing chav <3).

I kind of stole this from TheRealMartinFreeman. Please don’t hurt me?

Lyrics (Bold Lyrics by TheRealMartinFreeman, Unbolded by Bitchtastica)

WAKE UP IN THE MORNING FEELING LIKE MARTIN FREEMAN
PUT ON A FUCKING SCARF I’M GONNA ROLL IN NEW ZEALAND
BEFORE I LEAVE GRAB MY SHADES SO I LOOK FUCKING HIP
‘CAUSE WHEN I LEAVE I’M THE HOBBIT - YOU CAN SUCK IT MATT SMITH

I’M TALKING FEELING LIKE BILBO (BO)
RASPBERRY JAM’S MY HOE (HOE)
SHH BENEDICT DOESN’T KNOW (KNOW)
SOME PEOPLE CALL ME A KITTEN
YOU COULD SAY THEY’RE SMITTEN
BUT IT’S BENEDICT I’M HITTIN’

DON’T STOP, I’M ON TOP
WAIT LET’S USE THE RIDING CROP
TONIGHT, IT’S JUST RIGHT
SO MANY FANGIRLS TO EXCITE
TICK TOCK, SUCK MY COCK
THIS WET DREAM WON’T EVER STOP, NO
WOAH-OH WOAH-OH WOAH-OH WOAH-OH

[CHORUS AGAIN]

ON SHERLOCK SETS, I SHUFFLE, JOG, SKIP, RUN AND FLOUNCE
I MAY BE POCKET SIZED BUT I’M HUGE WHERE IT COUNTS
IT MAY BE THAT GODTISS WROTE WATSON TO LOOK LIKE A BLEEP OR
AM I BETTER THAN ADAM AT HAVING MOVES LIKE MICK JAGGER

I’M TALKING ABOUT HITTIN’ UP LOUISE BREALEY
TROLLIN’ TWITTER AND TUMBLR WEEKLY
‘CAUSE I’M MARTIN FREEMAN. BITCH, PLEASE.

AND WE’LL GO TILL THEY CALL ME OUT, OUT
OR TUMBLR WANTS TO SHUT DOWN DOWN
TUMBLR SHUT IT DOWN, DOWN
TUMBLR SHUT DOWN

[CHORUS X2]

BEN, YOU LIFT ME UP
YOU SET ME DOWN
DAMN MY LEG, DON’T MAKE ME BEG
I’M ON A SHELF
SOME ONE PLEASE HELP
DAMN MY LEG, DON’T MAKE ME BEG

BEN, YOU LIFT ME UP
YOU SET ME DOWN
DAMN MY LEG, DON’T MAKE ME BEG
I’M ON A SHELF
SOME ONE PLEASE HELP
SOME ONE PLEASE HELP
SOME ONE PLEASE

NOW THE PARTY DON’T START TILL I WALK IN

[CHORUS X2]

FANDOM, Y U SO TALENTED THAT YOU CAN TAKE A SHIT SONG AND MAKE IT THIS?

THERE ARE TEARS STREAMING DOWN MY FUCKING FACE

FOREVER REBLOG!! FANDOM ILU!

capaow:

yukipri:

Baby!Smaug

Baby dragons are essentially winged, fire-breathing cats.

How accurately cute.

lol This was great

capaow:

aduspro:

Sherlock Holmes [2013]
Production: Central Partnership, Rossiya 1
Director: Andrey Kavun
Starring: Igor Petrenko, Andrey Panin (RIP), Mihail Boyarskiy, Ingeborga Dapkūnaitė, Lyanka Griu
(With English subtitles, thanks to spiritcc)

1-2: 221B Baker Street
3-4: Rock, Scissors, Paper
5-6: Clowns
7-8: The Mistress of Lord Maulbré
9-10: The Adventure of the Musgrave Ritual
11-12: Halifax
13-14: Holmes’ Last Case
15-16: The Hound of the Baskervilles

Panin’s portrayal of Watson is excellent.
I apologize for misspelling any of the names.

Thank you so very much.

capaow:

aduspro:

Sherlock Holmes [2013]

Production: Central Partnership, Rossiya 1

Director: Andrey Kavun

Starring: Igor Petrenko, Andrey Panin (RIP), Mihail Boyarskiy, Ingeborga Dapkūnaitė, Lyanka Griu

(With English subtitles, thanks to spiritcc)

1-2: 221B Baker Street

3-4: Rock, Scissors, Paper

5-6: Clowns

7-8: The Mistress of Lord Maulbré

9-10: The Adventure of the Musgrave Ritual

11-12: Halifax

13-14: Holmes’ Last Case

15-16: The Hound of the Baskervilles

Panin’s portrayal of Watson is excellent.

I apologize for misspelling any of the names.

Thank you so very much.

capaow:

mystradedoodles:

pathemata:

Through long and arduous semic analysis, scientists have now narrowed down the main elementary units of signification present in all Sherlock Holmes incarnations and condensed them into this scene of high scientific credibility.

[from BBC 2’s Peter Serafinowicz show]

One of my favourite sketches of all time. 

This is the best. If you haven’t seen it yet run HERE and watch.

geothebio:

geothebio:

ay yo it’s giveaway time and i have shitloads of merch left from youmacon

please read the rules below before reblogging to make sure your entry gets in!!

  1. this giveaway ends on january 31st, 2014!
  2. you must be 18 years or older, or have your parent’s permission if you are under 18!
  3. you must have your ask box open so i can contact you if you win!
  4. you must respond within 24 hours! if you don’t i will choose another person!
  5. one reblog/like is allowed. this will count as two entries per person. also, please only enter from one blog. this means you can enter on either a primary or a secondary, not both. any more than one reblog/like and any more than one blog entered and you will be disqualified. please write it down somewhere or index it on your blog that you reblogged/liked it, so you don’t forget and accidentally enter more than two times. no giveaway blogs, i will check.
  6. by reblog/like i mean you can do both! each blog is allowed both one reblog and one like! you get two entries!!
  7. you do not have to be following me, but it is always appreciated!
  8. there will be three winners. each winner will get to choose one tee from the three designs above (first come, first serve, i only have one of each shirt). each winner will also get to choose three of my ten pin sets available on my storenvy (not all are pictured) and 15 extra randomly chosen pins (a total of 39 pins wow)! you will also get three charms, 3 randomly chosen stickers, and a shitload of bookmarks. i don’t know exactly how many you’ll get but it’ll be a lot.
  9. winners will be chosen with a random number generator.
  10. i only have size mediums for all the shirts. i do not have any other sizes available, so please don’t ask.
  11. you can not choose the fandoms/pin designs you want for the 15 randomly chosen pins. i will do this for you. though if there is a particular fandom that triggers you for some reason, please let me know (because i know hannibal can be a pretty sensitive subject to some people)
  12. i ship worldwide! you do not have to pay for shipping, i will cover that!
  13. if there is anything else you want to know that isn’t covered above, please don’t hesitate to shoot me an ask!
  14. asks that have already been answered regarding this giveaway can be found here

ends this friday!

euphoria1001:

Gwaine flipping his hair
Requested By and Dedicated To agirlwholikestodream!

Eoin Macken makes the best Gwaine ever!! I am so disappointed that the Merlin got cancelled. I wanted them to do The Green Knight. I would love to know how they would have handled that story. Also he has the prefect hair look at all those pretty hair flips.

lokisdeception:

karadin:

capaow:

alessiapelonzi:

I’ve finally found the REAL Season 3. Farewell Mofftiss, we don’t need you anymore.

Oh my god. Everybody watch this now.

Anything you can do fans can do better

This is so amazing! XD

BEST THING EVER!!