Putting the lime in coconut

bumblebea933:

do you ever finish a really good fanfic and for the rest of the day you’re like

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Bitchtastica with TheRealMartinFreeman - TIK TOK MARTIN FREEMAN'S COCK
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inner-tardis:

allthesouls:

accio—-rdjude:

punifa:

saintdoriangray:

TIK TOCK MARTIN’S COCK - Bitchtastica and TheRealMartinFreeman

For the $H£RLOCK fandom, featuring Ricky C and Ali G (aka Martin Freeman beatboxing chav <3).

I kind of stole this from TheRealMartinFreeman. Please don’t hurt me?

Lyrics (Bold Lyrics by TheRealMartinFreeman, Unbolded by Bitchtastica)

WAKE UP IN THE MORNING FEELING LIKE MARTIN FREEMAN
PUT ON A FUCKING SCARF I’M GONNA ROLL IN NEW ZEALAND
BEFORE I LEAVE GRAB MY SHADES SO I LOOK FUCKING HIP
‘CAUSE WHEN I LEAVE I’M THE HOBBIT - YOU CAN SUCK IT MATT SMITH

I’M TALKING FEELING LIKE BILBO (BO)
RASPBERRY JAM’S MY HOE (HOE)
SHH BENEDICT DOESN’T KNOW (KNOW)
SOME PEOPLE CALL ME A KITTEN
YOU COULD SAY THEY’RE SMITTEN
BUT IT’S BENEDICT I’M HITTIN’

DON’T STOP, I’M ON TOP
WAIT LET’S USE THE RIDING CROP
TONIGHT, IT’S JUST RIGHT
SO MANY FANGIRLS TO EXCITE
TICK TOCK, SUCK MY COCK
THIS WET DREAM WON’T EVER STOP, NO
WOAH-OH WOAH-OH WOAH-OH WOAH-OH

[CHORUS AGAIN]

ON SHERLOCK SETS, I SHUFFLE, JOG, SKIP, RUN AND FLOUNCE
I MAY BE POCKET SIZED BUT I’M HUGE WHERE IT COUNTS
IT MAY BE THAT GODTISS WROTE WATSON TO LOOK LIKE A BLEEP OR
AM I BETTER THAN ADAM AT HAVING MOVES LIKE MICK JAGGER

I’M TALKING ABOUT HITTIN’ UP LOUISE BREALEY
TROLLIN’ TWITTER AND TUMBLR WEEKLY
‘CAUSE I’M MARTIN FREEMAN. BITCH, PLEASE.

AND WE’LL GO TILL THEY CALL ME OUT, OUT
OR TUMBLR WANTS TO SHUT DOWN DOWN
TUMBLR SHUT IT DOWN, DOWN
TUMBLR SHUT DOWN

[CHORUS X2]

BEN, YOU LIFT ME UP
YOU SET ME DOWN
DAMN MY LEG, DON’T MAKE ME BEG
I’M ON A SHELF
SOME ONE PLEASE HELP
DAMN MY LEG, DON’T MAKE ME BEG

BEN, YOU LIFT ME UP
YOU SET ME DOWN
DAMN MY LEG, DON’T MAKE ME BEG
I’M ON A SHELF
SOME ONE PLEASE HELP
SOME ONE PLEASE HELP
SOME ONE PLEASE

NOW THE PARTY DON’T START TILL I WALK IN

[CHORUS X2]

FANDOM, Y U SO TALENTED THAT YOU CAN TAKE A SHIT SONG AND MAKE IT THIS?

THERE ARE TEARS STREAMING DOWN MY FUCKING FACE

FOREVER REBLOG!! FANDOM ILU!

capaow:

yukipri:

Baby!Smaug

Baby dragons are essentially winged, fire-breathing cats.

How accurately cute.

lol This was great

capaow:

aduspro:

Sherlock Holmes [2013]
Production: Central Partnership, Rossiya 1
Director: Andrey Kavun
Starring: Igor Petrenko, Andrey Panin (RIP), Mihail Boyarskiy, Ingeborga Dapkūnaitė, Lyanka Griu
(With English subtitles, thanks to spiritcc)

1-2: 221B Baker Street
3-4: Rock, Scissors, Paper
5-6: Clowns
7-8: The Mistress of Lord Maulbré
9-10: The Adventure of the Musgrave Ritual
11-12: Halifax
13-14: Holmes’ Last Case
15-16: The Hound of the Baskervilles

Panin’s portrayal of Watson is excellent.
I apologize for misspelling any of the names.

Thank you so very much.

capaow:

aduspro:

Sherlock Holmes [2013]

Production: Central Partnership, Rossiya 1

Director: Andrey Kavun

Starring: Igor Petrenko, Andrey Panin (RIP), Mihail Boyarskiy, Ingeborga Dapkūnaitė, Lyanka Griu

(With English subtitles, thanks to spiritcc)

1-2: 221B Baker Street

3-4: Rock, Scissors, Paper

5-6: Clowns

7-8: The Mistress of Lord Maulbré

9-10: The Adventure of the Musgrave Ritual

11-12: Halifax

13-14: Holmes’ Last Case

15-16: The Hound of the Baskervilles

Panin’s portrayal of Watson is excellent.

I apologize for misspelling any of the names.

Thank you so very much.

capaow:

mystradedoodles:

pathemata:

Through long and arduous semic analysis, scientists have now narrowed down the main elementary units of signification present in all Sherlock Holmes incarnations and condensed them into this scene of high scientific credibility.

[from BBC 2’s Peter Serafinowicz show]

One of my favourite sketches of all time. 

This is the best. If you haven’t seen it yet run HERE and watch.

geothebio:

geothebio:

ay yo it’s giveaway time and i have shitloads of merch left from youmacon

please read the rules below before reblogging to make sure your entry gets in!!

  1. this giveaway ends on january 31st, 2014!
  2. you must be 18 years or older, or have your parent’s permission if you are under 18!
  3. you must have your ask box open so i can contact you if you win!
  4. you must respond within 24 hours! if you don’t i will choose another person!
  5. one reblog/like is allowed. this will count as two entries per person. also, please only enter from one blog. this means you can enter on either a primary or a secondary, not both. any more than one reblog/like and any more than one blog entered and you will be disqualified. please write it down somewhere or index it on your blog that you reblogged/liked it, so you don’t forget and accidentally enter more than two times. no giveaway blogs, i will check.
  6. by reblog/like i mean you can do both! each blog is allowed both one reblog and one like! you get two entries!!
  7. you do not have to be following me, but it is always appreciated!
  8. there will be three winners. each winner will get to choose one tee from the three designs above (first come, first serve, i only have one of each shirt). each winner will also get to choose three of my ten pin sets available on my storenvy (not all are pictured) and 15 extra randomly chosen pins (a total of 39 pins wow)! you will also get three charms, 3 randomly chosen stickers, and a shitload of bookmarks. i don’t know exactly how many you’ll get but it’ll be a lot.
  9. winners will be chosen with a random number generator.
  10. i only have size mediums for all the shirts. i do not have any other sizes available, so please don’t ask.
  11. you can not choose the fandoms/pin designs you want for the 15 randomly chosen pins. i will do this for you. though if there is a particular fandom that triggers you for some reason, please let me know (because i know hannibal can be a pretty sensitive subject to some people)
  12. i ship worldwide! you do not have to pay for shipping, i will cover that!
  13. if there is anything else you want to know that isn’t covered above, please don’t hesitate to shoot me an ask!
  14. asks that have already been answered regarding this giveaway can be found here

ends this friday!

euphoria1001:

Gwaine flipping his hair
Requested By and Dedicated To agirlwholikestodream!

Eoin Macken makes the best Gwaine ever!! I am so disappointed that the Merlin got cancelled. I wanted them to do The Green Knight. I would love to know how they would have handled that story. Also he has the prefect hair look at all those pretty hair flips.

lokisdeception:

karadin:

capaow:

alessiapelonzi:

I’ve finally found the REAL Season 3. Farewell Mofftiss, we don’t need you anymore.

Oh my god. Everybody watch this now.

Anything you can do fans can do better

This is so amazing! XD

BEST THING EVER!!

rufflesnotdiets:

fairtradehoney:

How Not To Be a Dick on the Internet
Orlando Jones dropping knowledge via BuzzFeed

This man is a national treasure.

shipping wars must be declared by Congress.

That would be the best day of c-span ever.

Best presentation ever!!!

rdjpwns:

Christmas drawing gift for Karina WHEN I ASKED MY SNOWFLAKE WHAT SHE WANTED AS A GIFT, she said Dean in Gravity Falls style surrounded by gnomes that want him to be their queen (because he’s so pRETTY) and well, Dean doesn’t know why the ring of salt isn’t working but he’s still gorgeous as heck. &lt;3

BEST THING EVER!

rdjpwns:

Christmas drawing gift for Karina WHEN I ASKED MY SNOWFLAKE WHAT SHE WANTED AS A GIFT, she said Dean in Gravity Falls style surrounded by gnomes that want him to be their queen (because he’s so pRETTY) and well, Dean doesn’t know why the ring of salt isn’t working but he’s still gorgeous as heck. <3

BEST THING EVER!

consultingdinosaur:

sherlockspeare:

pati79:

sherlockology:

Watch the Sherlock mini-sode ‘Many Happy Returns’ NOW.

I know everybody is flailing and stuff… I’m here like
DAMN JOHN YOU LOOK GOOD.

i’m crying you bastard sherlock 
and yes john looks younger and good very very good 

OH MY FUCKING GOD

Is it wrong that I want to cuddle Anderson? meh *cuddle him*

turtleplz:

Poor Adam, thought I’d make him a little more festive C:

turtleplz:

Poor Adam, thought I’d make him a little more festive C:

*showering*
*not hot enough*
*turns knob 1/16th of an inch*
Satan himself pours out of your shower head and licks your back seductively.

jackie-lyns:

Hey yeah okay let’s have a giveaway because I’m really excited for Desolation of Smaug and because I buy too much fan merchandise! 

Rulesss

  • There will be one winner
  • Only reblogs will count
  • You don’t have to follow me but you totally can *wink wink*
  • Have your ask box open
  • No giveaway blogs, I’ll be checking
  • If you don’t reply to my message in 24 hours I’ll pick someone else

I’m willing to ship outside of the US so don’t worry about that! And the winner will be chosen with a random number generator

Giveaway ends Friday December 13th! Good luck!!!

Awesome Giveaway is Awesome

dr-kara:

thedoubleclicks:

It’s a song about Agent Coulson because he is the best and we love him.

Download the track for free on Bandcamp!

this is charming :) like a certain Agent!

BEST COULSON SONG EVER!!! *cuddles this song*